~MexMongo
Jathan
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Un-SympatheticPlease allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste I'm going to shorten this song And simply paraphraseUn-Sympathetic
I was there when Jesus died, and also involved with the russian revolution I caught a magikarp, and cheated using rare candies to boost its evolution Pleased to meet you, I'm the devil If you were born under a rock I'm the bad guy who rules over hell
I was also a part of the hundred years war and my silly medlings made it really a bore I shouted out "who killed the Kennedy's?" when after all Lee Harvey Oswald did its been proven scient
by ~MexMongo
Tobit 5:13When attempting to find a video I made at camp some time back, I googled "Jathan" under videos and came up with several clips of a boy named Jathan romping about in an Exersaucer. I did not own an Exersaucer, so it can only be assumed that some parentsTobit 5:13
decided to name their child Jathan. Soon follows the 18+ years of the all too acidically quizical "Does your mom have a lisp?" and the late night, post confrontation come backs. "Does your mom constantly
have a cock in her mouth because your name, your identity, and that joke are
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GivethatthinhippedbitchadonutI could make vauge poetic statements, Inject vivid imagery into nothing,Givethatthinhippedbitchadonut
but I won't. But I won't.
I could sing the same repeated chorus over and over for hours, and it would match my Rainbow sandals, and it would match my flannel shirt
and it would match my slightly curly swooping
bangs and it would match my lonely heart.
I could pay extra money for a harmonica holder, that really did nothing when I played those three notes I could ask you to go all along the watchtower with me, but I won't. &nb
by ~MexMongo
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bow before me!!! for i am the jesus to all of the Jashin religion
This is the last night you'll spend alone
Look me in the eyes so i know you know
I'm everywhere you want me to be
-Skillet, The Last Night
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bow before me!!! for i am the jesus to all of the Jashin religion
This is the last night you'll spend alone
Look me in the eyes so i know you know
I'm everywhere you want me to be
-Skillet, The Last Night
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"This is how the world ends, not with a bang but a whimper."
"I thought it would be nice to lie down and close my eyes. It never occurred to me that I am already asleep."
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Pleasant thoughts are unhealthy, they distract the mind.
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